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  • Can a brother get a saving throw?

    With the town watch tripled around the well, the group was allowed to rest up and prepare for an extended foray into the halls on an extermination mission. With the ratman rogues done away with the night before and the watch keyed on the well, the night …

  • An Ambush Plan Comes Together

    The night began with the group finishing off the search of the three tiered chamber. Finding nothing other than the filth and debris that now covered the once great chamber, the group turned to figuring out the destination reached through each of the …

  • A Foiled Ambush

    The session started with the group pulling out of the rat infested tunnels, to once again smell fresh air and get a rest from the confines of the Dwarven Halls. The real reason for the trip topside was to see if the town could spare a few from the watch …

  • Bearskin Condom – Not for its pleasure?

    The recovery from the ambush continues, and the group considers various options. They can either trail the fleeing bandits now, or they would lose about a day and any bonus given from fresh tracks by taking the dwarves to the main trade route before …

  • No Demonic Frenchy For Me, Thanks

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The tiefling proved an annoying opponent, striking out with his twin short swords and then becoming invisible. Fortunately, our keen-eared wizard Solath noticed footprints appearing amongst the rubble, and we proceeded to …

  • Welcome

    h5. *Training Mission* Crystal Allexia summons the entire rookie class to the Crystal Hall, and one by one each of the newest recruits report for duty. After each of the seven had arrived, she starts. "Well I hope the week's training has been …

  • Training Mission (Continue)

    h5. *Training Mission (Continue)* Following the letter that was found in the chest to The Fighting Cocks Tavern, the group found that they needed to gather some intel one of the rougher seedier pubs. F'lar, the Gnome rogue, hoped up onto the counter …

  • Training Mission (Completion)

    The group completed the battle for the warehouse. Winning with little to no problem, other than a pretty swift move that placed our Eladrin Wizard right in the middle of the bad guys. This ended up leaving a few scars on Solath, but no permanent damage. …

  • The Dig (Mission One)

    h3. _Crystal’s Speech_ Welcome back. I trust each of you has recovered fully from the end of your introduction to the guild. You each did a good job, and passed with flying colors. Your new crystal ring is proof of that, and should you ever need to …

  • The Dig (Mission One Part two)

    The night opened with the intrepid band of adventurers locked in combat in the Hall of the Ancestors with Kobolds, and Uthrag in bad shape. In arrives Kuruk in the nick of time with healing, catching up with you all from doing some additional research at …

  • Rats, Rats, Everywhere

    The night began with the group recovering in Coppernight Hold and preparing for the trek to Edgecomb to escort the three beat up dwarven captives to safety. When Solath and Arjhan had recovered significantly the next morning, they began the trip. The …

  • Does Silvio Ever Draw Fire?

    Session began with Arjhan meeting up with the rest of the group after completing his diplomatic duties in the town above. After a short period, the catch-up was complete with the group made aware of activities above, and Arjhan brought up to speed on the …

  • Dwarves Hate Stuff in their Beards!!

    The session began with the group in battle with the rat-man priest and his two demon lackeys, where they had just finished taking down the other remaining rat-men. Garth and Uthrag started out holding the demons back in the side corridor with the rat …

  • Good Cop, Bad Cop

    h4. _Story of Arjhan the Diplomat_ "Tensions are high," Uther Flint was saying, "as might be expected in a situation like this, So many people forced together, fearing for their lives and their families' safety. I'm afraid there have been a number of …

  • Fresh Air Again

    We began the session with the group leaving the tunnels which were now known as Rat-man Hold. With all the rats exterminated and new treasures in hand, the heroes exit the filth ridden halls to once again breathe clean air. After an a brief recap for …

  • Mute Works Well...

    Well the group opened the night surveying the main bandit camp from the fringes of the woods and hidden by the undergrowth. They soon came to the realization that they were going to get the first strike, as even though the camp had been warned the …

  • Biggest Part of a Gnome...

    The night began with several days passing after you returned to the guild, allowing you time to rest, recover, and take care of personal items. Then after about a week you are summoned before Crystal. She starts by saying, “I hope you all have …

  • Cook'n the Bacon

    Picking up where we left off, found the Brotherhood under attack during the middle of the night while traveling through the northern wilds in search of Stormcrow Tor, and those of the same name who once were known to live there. The group had expected …

  • Feather fucked!!!

    The night began with the Brotherhood following TrueTalon’s directions toward the root cellar by descending a narrow damp stairwell, which smelled of forest rot. The steep stairs dropped 20 feet to a landing ending at a door. The door was covered in an …

  • Come here, bird bitch!

    The session started with the Brotherhood in a dire battle with the betraying Kenku tribe and their not so much of an ally, a Gelatinous Cube. Both Garth and Silvio had found themselves inside the Gelatinous Cube taking damage from it's acidic internal …

  • I stuck my hand in it

    The night opened in combat with the last of the Kenku and the undead, which had been awaken from their long slumber by the Kenku in hopes of an uneasy alliance against the Brotherhood. The remains of the spells Solath had cast earlier did wonders at …

  • Gnomes shine hammers well!

    “You sure you don’t want your hammer buffed”, asked F’Lar. Kuruk just waved his finger in the air, as he walked away carrying his prize throwing hammer, which he had just retrieved from the mischievous little F’Lar. F’Lar had picked it up at the end of …

  • I am Going to Hide Behind the Gnome

    It was another night that started out right in the middle of combat, and what a combat to be locked in. It was end game at StormCrow Tor, and Agera of the Shadow Face had been awakened from her decade long slumber. As the Brotherhood had found the …

  • Where's my Tail Fuck Button Located?

    This session began a new mission that would send the Brotherhood back into the war-torn north with winter setting in. The guild was now hired by the Light of the Sun, a group sworn to uphold the oaths of Pelor, and combat a cult of Bane known as the Hand …

  • And Now They Have a Pig Bong

    The Brotherhood searched the northwestern frontier for 16 days spending the nights in barns and cottages if invited into, and as they found these frontier towns. However, on several occasions they had to sleep in the wilderness. Their questions about …

  • A pig skull works so much better than a horse skull

    As the combat continued, the Brotherhood found that the hobgoblin troops of the Hand were tougher than the normal garden variety. However with, the benefit of in battle first-aid provided by Kuruk and Arjhan, the fight was won by the good guys. As Garth …

  • Hey Garth: I Love You, You Love Me...

    _From the journal of Arjhan:_ The battle with the dopplegangers was tough, but after the initial surprise our defense solidified and we managed to hold our own. Solath's visions of avarice spell was quite effective, holding several of the false …

  • Figures a gay dwarf would have a boat named Blacksnake

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ We cleaned up the shadow hounds quickly; they proved no match for the combined spells of Solath and myself. After the battle it was decided that a shadow-hound pelt would make a nice rug, so with a bit of aid I skinned …

  • At Least It Wasn't a Gay Buggerbear

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The four dragonborn clad in the tunics of the Hand of Naarash quickly fell prey to Solath's arcane trickery, which grouped them nicely for my own magical attacks. They were blinded, immobilized, and otherwise inconvenienced …

  • We Always Knew Solath Was a Flamer

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The giant suits of armor proved annoying, but not particularly dangerous. Solath hindered them with grasping shadows, I battered them with dragonfrost, and Garth and Uthrag methodically took them apart. One managed to …

  • So You're Planning to Taxidermy a God?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The battle raged on as Solath's illusion dragged most of the unfortunate human barbarians into the fissure in the middle of the room – their fault for having a gaping chasm in their fortress. I stepped forward and filled …

  • I Seem To Be In A Pile of Dead Bodies

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ After a bit of rest and relaxation, we were called before Crystal for a new mission. A human scholar with the unlikely name of Billingsley wished to hire us to explore some sort of “Pyramid of Shadows.” It seems he had been …

  • Quit Bleeding All Over Everything and Do Something!

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ Things were already looking fairly “interesting” when a new wrinkle appeared – some of the corpses at the bottom of the worm-, Uthrag- and Kuruk-filled pit began standing up and making moaning sounds. Zombies. And more …

  • Who Initiated This Fight, Anyway?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ So, suddenly we're fighting with these gray-skinned, scimitar-wielding creatures who, on second glance, aren't githzerai after all. As we all piled into the room, Solath took a hell of a hit – I can't fault his bravery, but …

  • Who Needs a Key When We Have F'lar?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ As we were preparing to continue our exploration, Uthrag raised the possibility of interacting peaceably with the creatures we might meet, instead of shooting them on sight. Yes, our fearsome barbarian axe-swinger is …

  • If You Can Deal With This Haired-Out Bitch...

    We pressed on to the east, after having some firm “discussions” with F'lar regarding his choice of diplomatic tactics. The next few rooms were blessedly dry, and eventually we came to a largish room inhabited by a number of humans, armed with clubs and …

  • Never, Never, Never Trust Strange Women You Meet in the Dungeon

    From Gresh and his men, we learned that the next series of rooms to the south was home to some “singing statures” that greatly frightened the bandits. Expecting golems or worse, we devised some wax earplugs and pressed on, ready for battle. The statues …

  • "Oh God! It's a Giant Pickle!"

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The quickling darted here and there, stabbing people – I saw Garth take a solid hit. To their credit, the bandits stepped up and fought. One little skinny guy in particular fought like a demon – impressive. I kept expecting …

  • Looks Like the Priest Has a Firm Grasp on the Pickle

    _from the journal of Arjhan_ Our epic battle against the Giant Death Pickle from Hell continued. The bandits charged forward, and the skinny guy eventually went down. I was sorry to see him fall – he was a scrapper. I took out my anger on the cave …

  • If You Can Point Out Which Section is the Head...

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The battle raged on with Uthrag still trapped within one of the shambling mounds. Another crawled out of the pit near myself and Solath, so Solath teleported to safety as I continued around towards the satyr. F'lar took a …

  • If You Want to Get Head from a Hag...

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ I came awake with a serious mad-on and no enemies around on whom to vent my wrath. Then the spider-guy who had conjured up the webbing around us showed himself, trying to escape Solath's _flaming sphere_. I lobbed an _acid …

  • So I'm Prone in a Giant Pit of Shit?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ Fortified with bacon, we pressed onwards. We entered a room that was suspiciously empty save for two stone statues, with two exits in the far wall. We sent F'lar, Silvio and Solath to examine the place, and to our vast non- …

  • I Can See Clearly Now, the Gnome is Gone...

    As we recuperated from the shitty battle, the bandit archer – I never did get his name – declared that he was heading back to Gresh and the bandits to report what had happened. The other bandit elected to stay with us. During our rest, I managed to …

  • Catching Up...

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ I am writing this from memory, because my writing supplies were destroyed in battle inside the Pyramid of Shadows. If it seems a bit sketchy, that's because some things are better left unremembered. If my companions …

  • Why did it have to be snakes?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ After not nearly enough rest and recuperation, we received a new mission from crystal. It seems she wanted us to run an errand as payment for Grint's being allowed to join up with us...okay, sure. Crystal owed some fellow a …

  • The dwarf's going down on the snakes!

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ The battle continued, as Solath, Kuruk and Garth pinned down the owlbear while the rest of us hammered away at the ettins. The two-headed giants finally fell, and we turned our wrath on the owlbear, now backed into a corner …

  • Snake Jerky

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ Some quick healing and Grint was back on his feet – well, his cat's feet – and charging the naga. I heard him screech something about “iron dragon strike,” and whatever it was pretty much exploded the naga's head. I'm not …

  • That's our goblin proctologist

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ As the dragon came swooping in from the southwest, we scattered, knowing that blue dragons are fond of ranged and area attacks. Sure enough, the dragon spat lightning at Garth as it came swooping in. The rest of us attacked …

  • Alas poor Stumpy

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ With the dragon rejuvenated, we attacked with new ferocity. The groundbound melee fighters began leaping into the air and flailing wildly at the dragon as Silvio, Solath and I continued to pepper him with ranged attacks. …

  • A-Trolling We Will Go

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ After a tense night spent readying ourselves for troll-battling, we gave Stumpy the best burial we could manage and pressed on. It wasn't long before we found a small village, and learned that the late Stumpy was actually …

  • Over the River and Through the Trolls

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ Enraged at the loss of Solath, I blasted one of the troll-shamans with an acid orb to the genital region. That hurt me just to see it. As the trolls advanced (those that weren't still fascinated by Solath's spell) we met …

  • Do We Really Have To Use the Incinerated Troll Scrota?

    _From the journal of Arjhan_ After quickly dispatching the last troll, we considered the problem of our petrified eladrin wizard. Kuruk knew a healing ritual that could restore him, but it would take time t perform . . . time we didn't think we had. …

  • I remember my password, damnit!

    Too much sex with a wombat in the swamp kept distracting our fearless adventurers from the challenge of getting through the marsh. We finally got through the bog using our perception, nature skills, endurance, and athletics. On the other side of the …

  • From the Mouth of Arjhan the Bard

    h4. Here We Come Adventuring

    Here we come adventuring among the leaves so green;
    Here we come a-wandering, so grim to be seen.
    Spells and arrows fly towards you, and the melee fighters, too.
    And we'll stab you and take all your …